Dumpster fire forces people in CHAZ to call Seattle fire department - TheBlaze

Dumpster fire forces people in CHAZ to call Seattle fire department - TheBlaze:

But it gets better. The independent citizens of the autonomous zone were concerned about the blaze, so they put out the fire themselves because after all they are "autonomous." Just kidding. The CHAZ natives called the taxpayer-funded Seattle fire department to put out the dumpster fire because, of course, they did.